THANK GOODNESS WE PUT THE GROWNUPS BACK IN CHARGE: IRS doesn’t tell 1M taxpayers that illegals stole their Social Security numbers.

The IRS has discovered more than 1 million Americans whose Social Security numbers were stolen by illegal immigrants, but officials never bothered to tell the taxpayers themselves, the agency’s inspector general said in a withering new report released Tuesday.

Investigators first alerted the IRS to the problem five years ago, but it’s still not fixed, the inspector general said, and a pilot program meant to test a solution was canceled — and fell woefully short anyway.

It’s only other people’s money.