AS JAMES TARANTO WOULD SAY, GREAT ORATORS OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY:

• “One man with courage makes a majority.”—attributed to Andrew Jackson
• “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”—Franklin D. Roosevelt
• “The buck stops here.”—Harry S. Truman
• “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”—John F. Kennedy
• “It’s like Ghostbusters, man. When there’s a problem anywhere else, call Ghostbusters. We’re Ghostbusters; so it makes sense that we are there to help them because it helps us.”—Joe Biden, as quoted by the Atlantic on Friday.

And just like Ghostbusters*, the EPA will be the death of us all.

* We’re going to assume that this year’s remake didn’t happen. It’s best that way.