SIGN OF THE TIMES, MESS WITH YOUR MIND:

Shot: Is God Dead?

—Headline, Time magazine, April 8, 1966.

Chaser: Why is God not female?

—Headline, the BBC, June 2nd, 2015.

Hangover: Is God Transgender?

—Headline, the New York Times, August. 12, 2016.

And if anybody would know the answer to that “question that nobody is asking” (as James Taranto would say), it’s those expert theologians at the Times.