A CLASSIFIED MATTER AT THE WHITE HOUSE: SEMI-RETIRED PRESIDENT’S STAR-STUDDED GALAS.

Or to put it another way, world’s biggest celebrity much prefers hobnobbing with other superstar performers than actually doing the job he was hired to do by the American people. But then, it’s not like voters weren’t warned this would be the likely result.

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