YOU STAY CLASSY, BRIAN: “MSNBC’s breaking news anchor Brian Williams has had quite the few weeks with deplorable and head-scratching moments, but he again couldn’t help himself on Thursday night while covering the terrorist truck attack in Nice, France by apologizing to Hardball host Chris Matthews for having ‘just plowed over the normal hour of airtime’ for him.”

I think Ron Burgundy, Ted Baxter and even a semi-fictional anchorman like Dan Rather were capable of smarter metaphors than that.