HE CHOSE POORLY: “The owner of [the Lucky Teriyaki] restaurant in Sedro-Woolley [WA] has asked local law enforcement to no longer dine at the establishment, the Skagit County Sheriff’s office said Thursday:”

The Sedro-Woolley Police Department said it “support our local businesses but are disappointed by the news.” In a Facebook post, the department went on to say, “We want everyone to know SWPD will continue to respond and assist them in any way they request.”

But perhaps not as quickly as before. Just sayin’.