TWO OBAMAS IN ONE!

Shot: “Here at home, we’ve also seen a rise in attacks against Muslim Americans,” Obama added. “No one should ever feel afraid or unsafe in their place of worship.”

—Obama on Eid: U.S. Experiencing ‘Rise in Attacks Against Muslim Americans.’ Bridget Johnson, PJ Media.com.

Chaser: “A church in Des Moines has filed a federal lawsuit seeking to strike down as unconstitutional a portion of a 2007 Iowa law and a similar Des Moines city code section that could apply transgender bathroom rules to churches.”

— “Church Sues Iowa Over Transgender Bathroom Law,” AP.

Hangover: “President Obama is suddenly tired of being the nation’s permanent latrine orderly. He insists, against all the evidence, that he didn’t ask for the job and he doesn’t understand why everyone thinks he wants to monitor the soap and toilet paper in the nation’s toilets.”

— “News from the latrine orderly — Mr. Obama is puzzled that voters think he made co-ed toilets an issue,” the Washington Times, June 2nd, 2016.