THIS MIGHT BE TOO CLOSE TO THE TRUTH TO BE AMUSING:
BREAKING: FBI finds John Wilkes Booth "extremely careless" in discharge of firearm.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) July 5, 2016
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