FUNDAMENTALLY TRANSFORMED: Austrian woman attacked by Muslim immigrants claims police told her to dye hair: “After the attack they told me that women shouldn’t be alone on the streets after 8pm. And they also gave me other advice, telling me I should dye my hair dark and also not dress in such a provocative way. Indirectly that means I was partly to blame for what happened to me. That is a massive insult.”

Don’t think of it as an insult; think of it as the Austrian police admitting they’re as helpless to stop the onslaught as you are. But hey, Angela Merkel got to be Time’s Woman of the Year last year, so it’s a fair trade, right?