21ST CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Man Robs Wife’s Pet Store, Gives Monkey to Prostitute.

Nathan McClain is currently under arrest at the nearby Lane County Jail, awaiting trial on prostitution charges. Police did not disclose whether the sex worker will be charged for prostitution, or how she planned to care for a bushbaby, which requires an extensive enclosure and frequent social interaction, in her hotel room.

Rigging an enclosure might prove tricky, but the frequent social interactions shouldn’t be a problem.