SEATTLE MAN OF TOLERANCE AND DIVERSITY CONFESSES TO VANDALIZING CARS  WITH TRUMP BUMPER STICKERS: “KING 5 News in Seattle reports today that a man has admitted to vandalizing a car because of the ‘hate symbol’ displayed on it — a Donald Trump bumper sticker. However, Riley Siva pleaded not guilty this morning to a charge of malicious mischief, despite confessing to police at the scene of the crime.” The ponytailed Siva ‘told police he considered the Trump sticker on the bumper of a Ford Focus in Gig Harbor a hate symbol, and he was ‘improving the community’ by slashing the car’s tires and pouring yogurt into the sunroof, causing an estimated $5,000 in damage.”

Some things never change; in 2012, there were multiple reports of cars with Romney bumper stickers being keyed. In 2004, Glenn reported from the bullet-riddled Bush-Cheney headquarters, amidst reports of Bush-Cheney-adorned cars being keyed and causing road rage in leftists who espouse an ideology that preaches tolerance and diversity. Speaking of which, back then, a T-shirt manufacturer sold a Shirt with the image of a scratched-out Bush-Cheney 2004 bumper sticker and the words “A person of tolerance and diversity keyed my car.” Someone with a Café Press account should update the design for 2016.