AT THE INTERSECTION OF MALE RUNWAY MODELS AND THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: “Claremont McKenna College’s student programming board cancelled a planned screening of Zoolander 2 because the film’s humor is inappropriate and comes ‘at the expense of individuals of marginalized identities.’ The college ultimately decided to show Deadpool instead.”

Related: Nick Gillespie of Reason interviews fellow Insta-contributor Greg Lukianoff, president of the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE), in a new Reason TV interview titled “Comedy, College, and the Fight to Save Free Speech: Can We Take a Joke?”

Can we take a joke? To paraphrase one legendary, postmodernist-approved middle east philosopher, college did not create the cis-genered man so that ze could have fun. Since the days of Lenin, Lennon, and Che, the aim of creation was for socialistkind to be put to the test through foosball, hacky sack and non-culturally appropriated forms of yoga. A socialist regime must be serious in every field. There are no jokes in socialism. There is no humor in socialism. There is no fun in socialism. There can be no fun and joy in whatever is serious. Socialism does not allow for trolling in the singles bars and is opposed to free speech, chalk, and social media. Socialism, however, allows campus rock climbing walls, sushi bars, and designer sundae stations.