BREAKING NEWS FROM 1973: Burgers Won’t Kill You: “A four-decades-old study — recently discovered in a dusty basement — has raised new questions about longstanding dietary advice and the perils of saturated fat in the American diet…The same critical-theorist scolds who are now trying to sell you coed bathrooms were busily trying to overturn several thousand years of human evolutionary and behavioral truth.”

Because they thought the science was settled, as all the cool fascists say these days.