EVERYTHING SEEMINGLY IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL: Coming this summer to a theater near you according to the IMDB, The Founder — aka, “McDonald’s: The Motion Picture,” starring Michael Keaton as Ray Kroc?

And proof that everything really is spinning out of control, who’s up for the next Spider-Man movie, co-starring as Aunt May, 51-year old Marisa Tomei?

(Via Moe Lane.)