EXPERT LEFTWING CRYPTOGRAPHERS NOW ABLE TO DETECT RACISM DOWN TO THE FOLLICULAR LEVEL:

Shot: “In the past week and a half, the liberal blogosphere has become a virtual Bletchley Park of racial cryptographers teasing out the sinister motives and subtexts of McCain’s campaign advertising.

—“Is there sinister subtext in McCain ads?”, Michael Moynihan, The Politico, August 6, 2008.

Chaser: “Is Justin Bieber’s Hair Racist?”

—Stephen Kruiser, PJ Media, today.