SCREAMING CAMPUS GARBAGE BABIES DEMAND TO BE FED BY MOMMY: “A group called the Afrikan Black Coalition declared on its blog that [Ohio State University] officials were ‘starving’ protesters because they would not allow them to have food brought in the building.”

Related: “Anthropologists have apparently uncovered a university president who has a backbone, because he is threatening a mob of demanding student crybullies with expulsion: Ohio State’s Michael Drake…Here’s a 5-minute video of the announcement by university vice president Jay Kasey that the occupiers need to leave the building or be arrested and expelled.”

Faster, please.