IS THERE NOTHING IT CAN’T DO? Global Warming Will Kill Our Sex Drives!

But from the point of view of the warmists, isn’t that a good thing? In the 1970s, reports of “global cooling” were often accompanied by articles demanding “zero population growth,” ala Paul Ehrlich’s fever-swamp 1968 book, the Population Bomb. And as a San Francisco Chronicle claimed with a straight face in 2008, in that famously prim and reserved city, “There is nothing more bacchanalian than a kid’s birthday party.” They’re ever so environmentally incorrect, don’t you know?

Related: A (Not Quite) Complete List Of Things Supposedly Caused By Global Warming.