DISPATCHES FROM THE EDUCATION APOCALYPSE: Scripps students protest Madeleine Albright as speaker because she’s a ‘white feminist.’
Of course, if Rutgers in 2014 is any indication, the screaming campus garbage babies* at Scripps would probably scream even louder if Condi Rice was a speaker. Or if someone simply wrote the wrong name in chalk on a sidewalk.
Each year of reverse therapy sessions at Scripps, where ordinary kids are given Clockwork Orange-style Ludovico Treatments that leave them with hair-trigger sensitivities to new ideas and speakers costs their parents $47,378.