EVERYTHING SEEMINGLY IS SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL: Man arrested for failing to return VHS; movie’s star Tom Green weighs in:

“The officer said, ‘I don’t know how to tell you this but there’s a warrant out for your arrest from 2002. Apparently you rented the movie “Freddy Got Fingered” and never returned it.’ I thought he was joking,” Meyers told the news station.

Green tweeted in response, “I just saw this and I am struggling to believe it is real.”

Pretty much the story of every news article in 2016.