GEE, MAYBE START BY TELLING YOUR WIFE TO STOP REFERRING TO HALF THE COUNTRY AS A “CONSPIRACY?” Bill’s Twist on Donald’s Slogan: ‘Make America Whole Again.’

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Host Joe Scarborough told Chuck Todd, “I will tell you who is horrified right now. Bill Clinton is horrified at the prospect of every time Hillary Clinton bringing up women’s issues, Donald Trump puts out an Instagram ad and by the end of the campaign Bill Cosby and Bill Clinton are synonymous.”

Todd said, “There are two things that the Clinton’s people believe are true. Number one, that they can beat Donald Trump and they think that they can potentially beat him by a fairly large margin. And that it’s the last person they want to run against. They simultaneously believe both things.”

Does she contradict herself? Very well, then she contradicts herself. Her Maoist pantsuits are large; they contain multitudes.

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