MEET TWITTER’S NEW THOUGHT POLICE, Mark Hemingway writes at the Weekly Standard:

For now, Twitter insists that there’s no cause for alarm. “Seriously people,” as one top Twitter developer said over the weekend, “We aren’t idiots. Quit speculating about how we’re going to ‘ruin Twitter.'” And why would we indulge in such speculation? It’s not as if there’s precedent for idiots running a huge social network into the ground.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go update my Friendster and MySpace pages.

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