NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT: Oberlin crybullies demand “An $8.20/hour stipend for black student leaders who are organizing protest efforts,” just one part of their “Gargantuan 14-Page List Of Demands.”

And don’t even get them started on the existential crisis that is General Tso’s chicken made with steamed instead of fried chicken, and the “disrespectful” “appropriative”  nature of Oberlin’s undercooked sushi rice.

Iowahawk’s response is terse: OBERLIN DELENDA EST; another Twitter user suggests appropriate relief efforts for their students deprived of haute cuisine: