I’D COMPARE THIS TO MINORITY REPORT, BUT THAT HEADLINE MIGHT BE A TRIGGERING SAFE SPACE VIOLATION. “Allegations of Yale ‘white girls only’ frat party rejected,” Jazz Shaw writes. “But where do we go from here?”

Are we now at the point where all the students should be required to wear body cameras similar to what we’re doing with police? For that matter, do all Americans need to be wearing a body camera each time they step foot outside their homes to ensure that they never do or say anything offensive or, conversely, to defend themselves against false accusations? Or perhaps I should horrify the Libertarians by suggesting that each and every inch of every campus be under the monitoring eyes of fixed cameras complete with high end audio recording so the record can be checked each time an accusation is brought forth.

As we prepare students for adulthood, we’ve traditionally tended to treat them like adults and expected them to monitor their own behavior. Those days are gone, however, so we’ll need a new system of conflict resolution for our special snowflakes. Failing that, the colleges will continue to essentially shut themselves down.

So, an education apocalypse, to coin a phrase.