TO BE FAIR, THERE ARE FEW THINGS SCARIER THAN SOCIALISM:The Department of Energy Wants You to Dress Your Kids Up in ‘Energy-Themed’ Costumes for ‘Energyween,’ and if you’re their mom, Hillary would like you to dress up in her most historic costumes.

But before heading out, make sure all those costumes have been vetted by the Central Halloween Costume Sensitivity Scrutinizer!

Because, you know, you wouldn’t want to scare someone on Halloween without first giving them a trigger warning, right? Trigger treat!