ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST HEADLINE: “As large animals disappear, the loss of their poop hurts the planet.”

I’m not sure which James Taranto-approved category this should be filed under: “With DNC In Mind, City Bans Urine, Feces,” or “Everything  Seemingly is Spinning Out of Control.” Or perhaps James Lileks’ observation that “When art contains shit, we should take it at its word.” But in any case, I hope Jeff Bezos is proud of the current state of his newspaper.