CONGRESSWOMAN (PARTY OF SCIENCE, CALIF.) WANTS TO SHIP WATER FROM ALASKA TO END DROUGHT:

Coincidentally — and we know you didn’t see this coming — Rep. Hahn’s district in California includes the Port of Los Angeles, where all of these giants bags of water would probably be unloaded. Isn’t it amazing how idiotic, expensive projects always seem to benefit the member of Congress proposing them, heh?

If only there were simple solutions available nearby — and if only the Party of Science didn’t block them from becoming a reality decades ago.