FEDS SPEND $524K TO STUDY ARCTIC ‘URBAN SUSTAINABILITY:’

So on top of the millions of dollars we’ve already spent combating “climate change” and saving the glaciers, we’re also going to study how to live in the ever-slowly-defrosting polar icecaps to the sweet tune of $524,086.

Take it from the grant description itself, courtesy of the National Science Foundation:

As Arctic ice continues to melt, humans will enter the high north in growing numbers to develop local resources and expand transportation links. The result of this increased activity will be intensified urban development in extreme conditions. The purpose of this project is to promote greater urban sustainability in the Arctic so that the ultimate human impact on the larger environment will be as small as possible.

I know who I want to see in charge of this project: