GATES, JOBS, SPIELBERG, SPRINGSTEEN, SELLECK, BLOOMBERG … AND KALEY CUOCO AS A JEDI, AT THE LONGINES MASTERS: “Gender equality, yes. Income equality – not so much.”

If this keeps up, people may start to wonder if Springsteen’s whole leather jacketed everyday working man pose (and more recently a dilettantish affair with Occupy Wall Street) is merely a brilliant disguise, to coin a phrase.