‘SEVERELY TRAUMATIZED’ CLOCK KID AHMED MOHAMED WILL GO TO QATAR FOR SOME REASON: “I scoffed at this at first,” Jim Treacher writes, “but I’m starting to warm up to the idea. I really want to see Obama and Clock Kid smiling and posing with… this.”

“This test run succeeded beyond the wildest dreams of Clock Kid’s dad. I look forward to the next one. When a guy in traditional Muslim garb is detained by TSA for joking about a bomb on a plane, what will the White House serve at his banquet?”