DEMOCRAT CALLS FOR CONGRESSIONAL HEARINGS ON FANTASY FOOTBALL: Having solved all of the other problems facing America right now, New Jersey Democrat Frank Pallone Jr. has called for a congressional hearing on Fantasy Football.

Well, sure, America has problems, but New Jersey’s Democratic politics are as fresh and clean as a daisy. No wonder Pallone needs to find something useful with his time.

RELATED: California Legislature Approves Ban On ‘Redskins’ Mascots: Four high schools would have to choose a new mascot under legislation passed Thursday.

Good to know that’s the most serious issue facing that happy far left utopia as well.