VETERAN PEOPLE’S FRONT OF JUDEA MEMBERS ANGRY OVER INFILTRATION FROM UPSTART JUDEAN PEOPLE’S FRONT WANKERS: Oregon is tired of all these immigrants from… California.

Shades of 2007, when the L.A. Times reported blue-on-blue in-fighting among sclerotic elderly first generation Haight-Ashbury hippies and the upstart next generation young hippies moving in and further ruining what remained of the neighborhood their spiritual grandfathers had originally trashed all those decades ago.