DO YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR TOYS TO GOODWILL OR ARE YOU GOING TO CLEAN THE [BLEEP] PLAYROOM?!?! Steve Green contemplates the pros and cons of going full Samuel L. Jackson on his kids.

My dad would on very rare occasion channel his WWII drill instructor with me (sort of a PG version of Lee Ermey) — but as with Steve going full SLJ on his brood, it took a lot for him to reach that point.