IN LOUISIANA, THE WORD OF OFFICER CLAY HIGGINS IS LAW: “By tomorrow, a hundred thousand people will have watched you commit a felony. You WILL be recognized. And the people that know you don’t really like ya, anyway. So when it comes down to a choice between you and a thousand dollars — they’ll take the cash.”

By the way, I love the Internet; I’m watching Officer Higgins’ Crime Stoppers report on a Weblog in Australia where the second blog comment is from someone named “Tex Lovera,” who writes, “That is one Louisianan that is welcome in Texas anytime!”

So say we all! (Y’all.)