HEY GUYS, CHECK OUT THIS MICRO-AGGRESSION!:  Man, it’s really bad.  I mean, bro, it’s serious.  It’s the micro-aggression of patriarchcal, male-centric words like “guys,” “mankind,” and “dude.”  And apparently, according to this self-described “very serious feminist,” it’s why us chicks pay more for deodorant and razors and other stuff — an unofficial “pink tax” against all things feminine, which is a micro-aggression of its own!

Plus, let’s not forget the daily assault of manspreading, which is a pressing microaggression that threatens all mankind chickdom personhood.

Seriously, dude, cut it out.  Because #waronwomen.