THEY’RE BUILDING SEPARATE DRINKING FOUNTAINS NEXT WEEK:  A COVID testing facility in Colorado reveals the con behind the panic.

I HOPE THEY LIKE DICK PICS:  Australian state begins use of app that dispatches police if you don’t prove your location with selfie within 15 minutes of random check.

NAH. THIS WAS PLANNED:  Afghanistan fiasco may have been the result of blackmail.
see:  We’re Living In the Stupidest Plot.

LET’S SEND GRETA THUNBERG* TO YELL AT THEM:  23/25 Top GHG Emitting Cities are in Red China.

What? A little cruelty in the service of humor won’t hurt.

*I want it to mean mountain of tuna, but I’m too lazy to look up tuna in Swedish.

ROFL:  Aussie ABC: The Southern Annular Mode Ozone Recovery Ate our Global Warming.

NAH. AFGHANISTAN WAS PLANNED:  This is how we f**k up something like Afghanistan so badly.

This? This is just retarded.

DUH:  Why are people shocked by this? The scorpion always stings.

IT’S THE LEFT. HYSTERICS IS WHAT THEY DO:  Pro-Choice Apparently Means Pro-Hysterics, Too.

THERE’S MORE THAN THAT. THEY’RE ALL BIG:  Biden’s six Afghanistan Big Lies.

But I do appreciate the effort.

I THINK TORTURE IS STILL ILLEGAL, EVEN IF INFLICTED ON OUR SERVICEMEN:  Marines At Walter Reed Get Visit from the Bidens.

DELTA SHUT DOWN OIL PRODUCTION AND SKYROCKETED PRICES?  Biden Explains Bad Jobs Report: Delta’s Fault.

Covid! Is there anything it can’t do?

WELL, IT CERTAINLY WOULD IF VOTES STILL COUNTED FOR ANYTHING:  Biden’s Sinking Job Approval Portends Badly for Democrats in 2022.

But then we wouldn’t have the Serene Zhou Biden, the appointed Hand of his majesty Winnie the Xi in control, would we?

THIS IS NOT FROM THE BEE. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT FROM THE BABYLON BEE:   LOWERCASE MOVEMENT: Canadian Professor Won’t Use Capital Letters Because of Indigenous Struggles.

Canada: because you can’t put thorazine in drinking water.

THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING WORSE AND WORSE:  Almost 30 Students From Sacramento Remain Trapped in Afghanistan.

VIA A FRIEND:

EVEN A CREW THIS BRAZEN CAN’T BRAZEN THINGS OUT ANYMORE:

Related:

OPEN THREAD: I put a spell on you, because you’re mine.

FYI, STILL LIKING THE SPACEX STARLINK SERVICE: Here’s a speed test from just seconds ago:

I get occasional brief dropouts or slowdowns, but honestly fewer than with Comcast. And the speeds are much better than Comcast.

I HAD MISSED THIS: The Revealing Left-Wing Freak-Out over WaPo’s Fair Coverage of Dana Loesch.

SPACE: Virgin Orbit eyes growth in military ‘responsive’ launch.