Archive for 2021
December 31, 2021
BREAKING: Betty White Dies at Age 99.
AT LEAST IT’S NOT DEEP SEVENS: NASA FINALLY KNOWS WHAT IS BENEATH THE SURFACE OF MARS.
YOU SPELLED “MEDIA HYSTERIA ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE” WRONG: Weak action on climate change stressing young people around the world.
BE PREPARED: MTP-6 Tactical Pen – Military-Inspired Multitool Pen. #CommissionEarned
WELL, THAT UNDERCUTS THE NARRATIVE: Study: No link between head impacts in youth football and brain, behavior issues.
EVERYBODY NEEDS A .303: Call of Duty: Vanguard sniper rifles ranked.
Okay, I totally admit that I just linked this for the Fatboy Slim callout pun.
IRONY CAN BE AWFULLY IRONIC SOMETIMES: MSNBC Worries GOP Is ‘Politicizing’ School Boards.
YET ANOTHER BIPARTISAN ENDORSEMENT OF RON DESANTIS! AOC pictured dining maskless in Miami Beach as Omicron cases soar.
The Team DeSantis Twitter account was quick to troll Ocasio-Cortez over her visit to the Sunshine State.
”Welcome to Florida, AOC! We hope you’re enjoying a taste of freedom here in the Sunshine State thanks to @RonDeSantisFL’s leadership,” read a post from late Thursday night.
“P.S. We recommend the Rock Shrimp Roll and the Aoki Tai the next time you decide to dine in Miami. Cheers!,” read a follow-up tweet.
In February, Ocasio-Cortez called on Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) to step down after he took his family on a trip to Cancun while Texas was in the throes of a deadly winter storm that knocked out power to millions.
Curiously, the many MSM-DNC sources who were quick to dunk on Cruz’s escape to Cancun during Texas’ “Snovid-2021” week remain silent on AOC’s departure from her home state.
CRISIS BY DESIGN: Biden Administration Asks Supreme Court to End ‘Remain in Mexico.’
SQUANDERED TRUST: ‘The CDC Now Recommends’ Is the Joke We All Needed in 2021.
HELPFUL: Treat Your Own Hip. #CommissionEarned
I WANT HARRIET TUBMAN ON THE $20 BILL, IN PLACE OF THAT RACIST DEMOCRAT JACKSON: ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist wants NASA’s new telescope named after Harriet Tubman. But this is just silly, despite coming from a ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist.
I appreciate the willingness of a ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist to name the telescope after a gun-toting Republican woman, but this just fits better:
NEWS YOU CAN USE: Break Your Chinese Shopping Habit for 2022: Here’s How.
TOP SELLER: THISWORX Car Vacuum Cleaner. #CommissionEarned
FIGHT THE POWER, STICK IT TO THE MAN: ‘I will not be silenced’: NY student declares victory after university reportedly suspends him for espousing conservative views.
GOSH, THAT WAS FAST: U.S. ends case against Jeffrey Epstein’s jail guards. “U.S. prosecutors decided to end their criminal case against two Manhattan jail guards who admitted to falsifying records on the night the financier Jeffrey Epstein killed himself on their watch…Epstein’s longtime associate, British socialite Ghislaine Maxwell, was convicted on Wednesday of helping recruit and groom underage girls for Epstein to abuse over at least a decade. Maxwell is expected to appeal her conviction.”
(Bumped, by Glenn, because this deserves to be noticed.)
SPECIAL NEW YEAR’S EVE OPEN THREAD: As usual, the evening one will appear as scheduled.
NO SURPRISE TO INSTAPUNDIT READERS: US COVID-19 Cases Hit Record High, Hospitalizations and Deaths Remain ‘Comparatively Low’: CDC.
KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: 2021 Has Just Been an Intolerable, Mutated Variant of 2020. “After the disaster of the 2020 ‘election,’ the biggest thing that conservatives were hoping for in 2021 was that we could put the Wuhan Chinese Bat Flu nonsense behind us.”