Archive for 2021

VIA INSTAGRAM, THOUGHTS ON THE LEGO INSURRECTION:

GREAT MOMENTS IN OWN-GOALS: Randi Weingarten Has Amnesia About The Past Year.

After all, if kids are back in schools, and not at home with parents listening in, then there will be less questions about the teaching of Critical Race Theory – which is not at all happening but should totally happen, according to the teachers’ unions – right? That’s a post for a different day.

But notice how, even while Weingarten publicly frets over COVID, she is pushing for a “public school renaissance.” Why, what could have happened in the last 15 months that would cause the public schools to suddenly need a “renaissance,” hmmm? Children have literally disappeared out of the school system, parents are pulling their kids out of public schools, and other frustrated parents are attempting change by getting involved and running for the school board (only to be accused of being some larger “QAnon” conspiracy because whoever heard of PARENTS GETTING INVOLVED WITH SCHOOLS, really?), but Randi Weingarten wants to bring about a “renaissance” by… hiring more teachers. Seriously, that’s number eight on her 10-point list, after getting smaller class sizes and forming “safety committees” to deal with COVID mitigation plans. Never let a crisis go to waste, indeed.

However, Weingarten, in all of her handwaving and pontificating and platitudes, finally said something that unintentionally got people completely on board with her vision of a “renaissance.”

School choice: even the head of the American Federation of Teachers is (accidentally) in favor of it!

THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING: Spy Agency’s Sloppy Photoshop Makes Mockery of Half-Assed Performative Diversity Initiatives. “An astute social media user observed that the report’s cover page featured a stock photo titled, ‘Portrait Of Multi-Cultural Office Staff Standing In Lobby.’ In an apparent effort to enhance the intelligence community’s performative display of diversity, a blind man and a wheelchair-bound woman were sloppily added via Photoshop. One should never underestimate a government employee’s capacity for half-assing a meaningless task.”

GUN OWNERS SHOULD DOX THE OWNERS, THE EDITORS AND THE JOURNALISTS AT THE BOSTON GLOBE:  Boston Globe Wants To Dox Gun Owners.

Don’t start none, won’t be none.

WE NEED THIS DEPLOYED TO ALL STATE CAPITALS AND WASHINGTON, DC – STAT!  South Korean toilet turns excrement into power and digital currency.

Because let me tell you, those [censured] [censured]holes produce excrement all the time, night and day. They produce it like they breathe. I’ve seen final products of digestion that are less offensive and smelly.

SHAME, SHAME!  Veterans fear WTC beam left behind in Afghanistan could fall into Taliban’s hands.

But then, what do you expect of a foreign-owned administration who took power over us by fraud?

Hey, how many stamps do you think we need to mail every single one of the Junta to China with Return to Sender stamped on the top of the box*?

*What? I’ll even punch holes on the box, to let air through.

I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT I’LL COUGH ON THEM:  Door to Door Invaders.

I’ll cough on them repeatedly. They’re on my property. I didn’t seek them out. I might need to inhale most of the white fuzzy cat to bring out the coughing attack needed, but I’ll cough on them.

WEIRDLY, IT MIGHT AVERT THE FIRE AND THE BLOOD:  What if the 2020 election audits end up revealing that Trump was actually the winner?

The democrats still die, but it’s a metaphorical death, a loss of political viability and cultural relevance. People will be very angry but will no longer feel like they’re being gaslighted. And if the next elections are fair, that will be that.

If we have a choice, I’d prefer that. The other one is the Ceaușescu Christmas gift. And I don’t think the idiots screaming they won’t let audits happen but they have the safest process — Hello, Colorado! — realize that this is what they’re inviting. Because they’re idiots. And cultists.