TOP SELLER: iHealth COVID-19 Antigen Rapid Test, 2 Tests per Pack,FDA EUA Authorized OTC at-Home Self Test, Results in 15 Minutes with Non-invasive Nasal Swab, Easy to Use & No Discomfort. #CommissionEarned

FLASHBACK: The rich and powerful thrived as the rest of us suffered in the year of lockdowns.

BREAKING: Betty White Dies at Age 99.

AT LEAST IT’S NOT DEEP SEVENS: NASA FINALLY KNOWS WHAT IS BENEATH THE SURFACE OF MARS.

ALL FOR SHOW: Can You Spot What’s Wrong With This Picture of Joe Biden?

NO. NEXT QUESTION? Can the IRS Be Trusted With Your Data? A scathing report calls into question the agency’s ability to protect the sensitive information it collects.

YOU SPELLED “MEDIA HYSTERIA ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE” WRONG: Weak action on climate change stressing young people around the world.

OH: ‘Conservative Influencer’ Jack Murphy, Who Teaches Men to Be Alphas, Is an Amateur Gay Porn Star — and a FRAUD.

BE PREPARED: MTP-6 Tactical Pen – Military-Inspired Multitool Pen. #CommissionEarned

WELL, THAT UNDERCUTS THE NARRATIVE: Study: No link between head impacts in youth football and brain, behavior issues.

EVERYBODY NEEDS A .303: Call of Duty: Vanguard sniper rifles ranked.

Okay, I totally admit that I just linked this for the Fatboy Slim callout pun.

IRONY CAN BE AWFULLY IRONIC SOMETIMES: MSNBC Worries GOP Is ‘Politicizing’ School Boards.

YET ANOTHER BIPARTISAN ENDORSEMENT OF RON DESANTIS! AOC pictured dining maskless in Miami Beach as Omicron cases soar.

The Team DeSantis Twitter account was quick to troll Ocasio-Cortez over her visit to the Sunshine State.

​​”​Welcome to Florida, AOC! We hope you’re enjoying a taste of freedom here in the Sunshine State thanks to @RonDeSantisFL’s leadership​,” read a post from late Thursday night.

“​P.S. We recommend the Rock Shrimp Roll and the Aoki Tai the next time you decide to dine in Miami. Cheers!​,” read a follow-up tweet.

In February, Ocasio-Cortez called on Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) to step down after he took his family on a trip to Cancun while Texas was in the throes of a deadly winter storm that knocked out power to millions.

Curiously, the many MSM-DNC sources who were quick to dunk on Cruz’s escape to Cancun during Texas’ “Snovid-2021” week remain silent on AOC’s departure from her home state.

THREAD:

May 2022 be less stupid than the preceding years.

CRISIS BY DESIGN: Biden Administration Asks Supreme Court to End ‘Remain in Mexico.’

SQUANDERED TRUST: ‘The CDC Now Recommends’ Is the Joke We All Needed in 2021.

HELPFUL: Treat Your Own Hip. #CommissionEarned

I WANT HARRIET TUBMAN ON THE $20 BILL, IN PLACE OF THAT RACIST DEMOCRAT JACKSON: ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist wants NASA’s new telescope named after Harriet Tubman. But this is just silly, despite coming from a ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist.

I appreciate the willingness of a ‘Queer agender’ feminist physicist to name the telescope after a gun-toting Republican woman, but this just fits better:

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Break Your Chinese Shopping Habit for 2022: Here’s How.

TOP SELLER: THISWORX Car Vacuum Cleaner. #CommissionEarned