LSD. OR MAYBE METH:  Fauci Says Two Masks, CNBC Says Why Not More?

You guys have a better explanation?

SOAP? PEOOPLE ARE BUYING HIS SOAP???  How Winston Churchill became an accidental beauty influencer.

Couldn’t they borrow some of his courage and principles instead?

UNFORTUNATELY, WE CANNOT RETURN THE NEW ADMINISTRATION:  I regret the dumb stuff I bought during the pandemic.

Which is too bad because a) it’s provably illegally installed. b) it arrived broken. c) has a good chance of killing you and everything you love.

GEE, IF ONLY WE HAD A WALL OR SOMETHING:  FDA issues alert on hand sanitizer products from Mexico.

IF THEY AREN’T CAREFUL THERE WILL BE NOBODY LEFT TO TESTIFY:  DC officer Jeffrey Smith commits suicide following Capitol riot.

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY SOMEONE WHO REALLY CAN’T DE-CLOAK:  Dare to Be Petty.

CANCELLING GIANTS:  Today’s blacklisted Americans: Abraham Lincoln and George Washington.

It makes the leftist pygmies think of themselves as being of towering stature.

ON THE WHOLE GAMESTOP THING:  Why Hedge Funds Are Not the Good Guys, Why Redditards Are An Ally in this Particular Fight, and How MSM is Lying to Us .

THE LEFT ALWAYS ACCUSES US OF WHAT THEY DO:  Canceling The Keystone Pipeline And Reducing U.S. Arms Are Biden’s First Two Major Gifts To Russia.

BECAUSE BAI DEN ZHOU IS WHOLLY OWNED BY CHINA:  Press Secretary Dodges on Why Biden Revoked Rule Protecting U.S. Power Grid From China.

SEND BACK PROGRESSIVES:  The United States Should Give Hong Kongers And Uighurs A Ticket To Freedom.

Send them back in exchange, head per head. Our progressives want us to be China, problem solved. And Hong Kongers and Uighurs get to be free, problem solved. We win, they lose.

WE’VE KNOWN FOR SOMETIME THAT ANTE-FA IS WHAT COMES BEFORE FASCISTS:  The Left Keeps Accusing Conservatives of “The Big Lie” – A Term Invented by Hitler As He Prepared to Persecute German Jews.

And I’ll keep believing my lying eyes, thank you so much.

I HOPE THE TIGER EATS THEM:  Dismounting the COVID Tiger.

WELL: WHO advisor: COVID-19 pandemic likely started via lab leak: Calls wet market origin story a lie.

A knowledgeable friend on Facebook comments: “This pandemic is not going to be over until People’s Liberation Army officer and bioweapons engineer Zhengli Shi, the DIRECTOR OF DISEASE ENGINEERING at Wuhan Institute of Virology is arrested, tried and executed for crimes against humanity and all of her variants are put into an industrial furnace and burned and the Wuhan Institute of Virology is completely razed and covered over with a concrete dome.”

So, never then.

CRUSH THE LITTLE PEOPLE: Nasdaq CEO Friedman says the exchange will halt trading in a stock if they link unusual activity to social media chatter.

They really do make it easy to see what they’re afraid of.

UPDATE:

Plus, from a friend: “Can we call the GameStop thing what it actually is? A Capital Insurrection.” Heh.

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Biden All-Female Communications Team Won’t Tell Nation What’s Wrong, Nation Should Already Know.

NOW THEY TELL US: Hydroxychloroquine may have some use to treat COVID after all, NJ study shows. I took it when I had Covid and my case was mild, for whatever that’s worth.

USUALLY IT’S CONSIDERED BAD FOR AUTHORITIES TO LEAK THE NAME OF AN INFORMANT: Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio was an FBI informant.

But let’s be clear: We’re told that the Proud Boys are a white supremacist group. Now we’re also told that they were led by a black, hispanic guy who was actually a government agent?

AID AND COMFORT TO IRAN: Biden Freezes U.S. Arms Sales to Saudi Arabia, UAE. Also, I guess he’s afraid they’ve gotten too friendly to Israel and must be punished.

OPEN THREAD: Get it off your chest.

I HAD TO LEAVE. THEY WERE HAVING FUN WRONG. Opinion: Stop laughing about GameStop’s stock mania — no, really.

(Classical reference in headline.)

JOHN KERRY, REPORTING FOR DOODY: John Kerry’s family still owns private jet as he leads climate fight, FAA records indicate.

OCEANIA NEWSWEEK HAS NEVER BEEN AT WAR WITH TOM COTTON: An Ever-Changing Past.

IT WILL CONTINUE UNTIL ONLY THE IDEAS OF THOSE IN POWER CAN BE SPOKEN: Now the supporters of cancel culture are being cancelled. “Some of the left-wing architects and cheerleaders of contemporary censorship, including Britain’s Socialist Workers Party, which has backed the No Platform policy for decades, are now being No Platformed themselves. ‘This is a disgrace!’, they cry, which would be funny if censorship were not so serious. These people helped to build the infrastructure of modern censorship, with its determination to crush ‘hate speech’ and ‘offensive’ views, and now they’re shocked to find themselves falling victim to it? Have they not read any history books at all?”

No. No, they haven’t.

YOU CAN’T TRUST TECH PEOPLE: “Discord did us dirty and I am not impressed with them destroying our community.”