THE BABYLON BEE, STILL AMERICA’S PAPER OF RECORD:  Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching.

THEY THINK WE STILL TRUST THEM:  PolitiFact Gaslights Readers on Late Night’s Comically Obvious Liberal Bias.

AND DO BE AWARE THE ROAD IS BUMPY AND THE TRAFFIC TERRIBLE:  Keep Your Feet.

WOULDN’T PRESIDENT IN EXILE BE MORE ACCURATE?  Today’s blacklisted American: Former President Donald Trump.

Dear heavens. I’m a sed vacantist for the presidency! Cool then.

SO, WHEN THEY SAY TO LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE …  Depression alters visual processing, study suggests.

JANUARY, APRIL – WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE?  Stimulus checks will finally get to Social Security recipients next week.

YOU MEAN IT’S NOT SHOW TRIALS ALL THE WAY DOWN: Media Preparing for Disappointment as Most Capitol Hill Rioters Will Likely Face Trespassing Misdemeanors.

THEY REALLY THINK IT’S ALL TRUMP AND NOT, AT A GUESS, 90 MILLION OF US:  Media Plays With Fire, Profiles Chauvin Jurors.

AH, OLD DINGY LADY. NEVER CHANGE:  Media Plays With Fire, Profiles Chauvin Jurors.

CHILDREN IN TRAPPER-KEEPERS:  Border Crisis: Texas Facility Meant for 250 People Has 4,100 Migrants.

THEY ARE THE SAME PARTY OF SLAVERY AND JIM CROW THEY ALWAYS WERE:  Beyond Jim Crow: Leftists Circle Back To Slavery.

AND THERE’S MY SHOCKED FACE AGAIN:  WHO’s COVID Origins Report Reads Like Chinese Communist Party Propaganda.

SHOCKED, SHOCKED, SHOCKED. BEHOLD MY SHOCKED FACE:  More Than Half of Biden’s Infrastructure Bill Does Not Go Towards Infrastructure.

ABOUT TIME:  Wisconsin Supreme Court rules against governor’s mask mandate extension.

IT’S GOING TO BE DIFFICULT:  Why new facts often don’t matter once a belief system has been established.

Part of this is that people have been taught to not think. I saw it with my kids.

#JOURNALISM: “The article doesn’t mention Elliot’s race, even though he was charged with a hate crime. I presume the photograph is supposed to do the delicate work of conveying the information.”

PUSHBACK: Wisconsin Supreme Court Strikes Down Governor’s Emergency Decrees.

BYRON YORK ON THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION: “The Cruelty is the Point.” “Now, under President Joe Biden, more children have been separated from their families than under the short-lived Trump policy. . . . There is no doubt that President Biden’s policy is behind the latest surge. The president and his administration have made clear that the U.S. will accept unaccompanied children but not family units, and not individual adults.”

OPEN THREAD: So, anything going on?

SPACE: Florida rocket company rebrands, plans bigger rocket. I’m glad to see all this competition. SpaceX is going great guns — though Raptor reliability may be an issue — but we want more than one pathbreaker.

STANDING UP TO HATE: Texas Legislator Introduces Bill to Keep Critical Theory and Politics Out of Classrooms.

SPACE: SpaceX introduces final members of all-civilian Inspiration4 crew.

POOR VACCINE SALESMANSHIP: Masks, distancing still needed as cities reopen, even with vaccinations, researchers say.

UNEXPECTEDLY: New court docs say George Floyd had “fatal level” of fentanyl in his system.