YOU WOULD NEED A HEART OF STONE NOT TO LAUGH: Antifa And BLM Are Begging People To Stop Posting Videos Of Riots Because They’re Getting Arrested.

IMPOSSIBLE, ALL THE BEST PEOPLE TOLD ME THIS NEVER HAPPENS: New Jersey Election Invalidated Because of Mail-In Voter Fraud.

SKYNET SMILES: Artificial Intelligence Defeats Human Lockheed F-16 Pilot In Virtual Dogfight.

WELL, GOOD: Blood pressure meds may improve COVID-19 survival.

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K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: Teacher Spying on Student During Virtual Class Sends Cops to Search 11-Year-Old’s Home After Spotting a BB Gun.

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

Shot: Elizabeth Bartholet, The “Karen Wants To Speak To The Manager” Professor Of Law At Harvard, Doesn’t Like Homeschooling.

—Instapundit, April 20th.

Chaser: Will online schooling increase child abuse risks? HLS Child Advocacy Program Director Elizabeth Bartholet ’65 and child welfare expert James Dwyer warn of dangers and call on officials to adopt new safeguards to protect children forced to learn at home.

—Harvard Magazine, August 14th.

Exit quote from the latter article via Corey DeAngelis: “Some parents have discovered that public schools are worse than they thought, and have been surprised at how little their kids have been learning.”

MORE SUMMER OF LOVE FUN IN PORTLAND: All Federal Buildings in Portland Evacuated Amid Car Bomb Threat.

BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT TO, OR BECAUSE THEY CAN’T. AND I THINK THEY PROBABLY WANT TO. Why Doesn’t China Deploy Fighter Jets to the Spratly Islands?

STACY MCCAIN: The War Against Judgment. “What is involved here is a combinary of hypocrisy and projection. The advocates of non-judgmentalism are hypocrites, in that they fail to live up to the standard they so ardently advocate, and at the same time, they project onto other their own particular failings. What they suffer from, really, is a lack of self-awareness that prevents them from being objective about their own attitudes, opinions, beliefs and preferences.”

THIS IS FINE: New Jersey Election Invalidated Because of Mail-In Voter Fraud.

PORTLAND HAVING ITS OWN SUMMER OF LOVE: Suspect in downtown Portland beating turns himself in, police say. “Marquise Love turned himself in and was booked into the Multnomah County Detention Center, police said. He’s accused of felony assault, coercion and rioting and is being held on $260,000 bail.”

AMERICA’S NEWSPAPER OF RECORD: Biden Exceeds All Expectations By Speaking Coherently For Over 20 Minutes.

WHY NOT TAKE A BREAK FROM THE SERIOUS NEWS FOR A FEW MINUTES? Florida Man Friday: You’ll Be in Your Bunk.

NOOO: Ammo Shortage May Last Until 2021. Luckily, I have stocks to fall back on. But I’ve upped my practice, which does go through ammo.

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IT’S GOOD TO BE THE NOMENKLATURA: Chicago Mayor Defends Policing Double Standard: ‘I Have a Right to Make Sure That My Home Is Secure.’

HONEY: New Study Says Honey Is Better For Colds Than Drugs. Here’s What You Need to Know.

JOANNE JACOBS: Say it ain’t so, Joe. “The Democratic Party’s platform, based on a Biden-Sanders ‘unity’ task force’s recommendations, ‘steer Biden away from the coalition of Black and low-income voters who brought him the nomination,’ write Aldeman and Spurrier. ‘Maybe this shouldn’t come as a surprise — given that two of the eight members of the task force are the heads of the two major teachers unions’.”

PRIORITIES: Kamala Harris Introduces Bill on Uterine Fibroids.

CRUELTY TO BOTS: I Forced a Bot to Write A Joe Biden Acceptance Speech. Here Are The 10 Most Powerful Lines.

THERE HE GOES AGAIN: Reagan Speechwriter: Biden Just Plagiarized From Reagan.

And from America’s Newspaper of Record: Man Who Has Been In Government For Nearly 50 Years Promises To Fix Government.

BECAUSE SHE’S SANE: Why, Exactly, Did the ‘Party of Diversity’ Exclude Tulsi Gabbard From Its Convention?

I BLAME PREHISTORIC SUVS: Fossil leaves prove elevated CO2 triggered greening 23M years ago.