Archive for 2020

LIFE IN THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF NEW ZEALAND: My House Was Raided Over A .22LR Lever Action Rifle. “I’ve been vocal about the amnesty being a disaster, and the police were rather open about the failure of the whole process. Maybe if they stopped raiding innocent people’s houses there might have been some more good will? They implied that they’d keep having to raid the houses of people I knew until the firearm turned up. This is for an A-Category firearm, which I have no reason to believe is fitted with a prohibited magazine! Are these the kind of intimidation tactics now the norm in New Zealand? Are we going to accept this in a first-world democracy?” Maybe you’re not a first-world democracy anymore.

JUST BECAUSE WE HAVEN’T BLOWN UP IRAN’S OIL REFINERIES DOESN’T MEAN BRITAIN CAN’T. British ambassador Robert Macaire arrested in Iran accused of inciting protests. This is basically an act of war; you can’t arrest ambassadors, only expel them. Say, maybe Trump backed down to let Britain handle this one, so that Boris Johnson can have a win. . . .

WILL COLLIER: RIP Neil Peart, 1952–2020: Rush Drummer Was One-of-a-Kind Musician, Lyricist. “He leaves behind a widow, a young daughter, seven non-fiction books, a novel, 20 studio albums, and a musical legacy that will endure for as long as young (and not-so-young) people seek brains, heart, and hard-won skill to go along with the primal call of bass, guitar, and drums. RIP.”

IT’S COME TO THIS: ‘Family Feud’ contestant gives hilariously wrong answer, her reaction is priceless.

When host Gerry Dee posed the question, “Name Popeye’s favorite food,” Dubois, intensely sure of herself, buzzed in before Dee had even finished the question and emphatically answered, “chicken!”

Impressed by her quick response and charm, Dubois broke into her own happy dance. Much to her dismay, the question was in reference to the legendary cartoon character Popeye, not the increasingly popular Southern-style restaurant chain.

The other family immediately buzzed in with the correct response, spinach, while Dubois was left basking in her own confusion at her TV gaffe – which she played off quite well. “I thought you meant Popeye’s Chicken,” she quipped before flipping her hair.

Within minutes, a GIF was created, memorializing Dubois as an internet meme forever.

“Millennial vs Boomer in microcosm,” Iowahawk deadpans in response.

IS “PETTY CRIME” GETTING WORSE IN CALIFORNIA?: It seems that way to me. And it’s not just San Franciscans pooping on sidewalks. The guys helping me fix up my bathroom had the tools stolen from out of their truck recently. And the internet bulletin board for my neighborhood is full of posts about smash-and-grab crimes and the like. Many of them say, “I didn’t tell the police. These days they don’t do anything.” It makes me wonder how much FBI crime statistics on this sort of thing are worth.

The Commission on Civil Rights did a report a little while ago that was critical of an array of “police practices.” My colleagues viewed police efforts to prevent crime as anti-black.  This was my response.