Archive for 2020

A PROPER MEMORIAL DAY: The Tradition Goes On. Despite the lockdown, a Pennsylvania city’s Memorial Day rituals endure thanks to volunteers who decorated 1,500 graves.

DAVID BARON, CALL YOUR OFFICE: Black bear spotted near Downtown Knoxville. “This comes a few days after Knoxville Police said a bear sighting was confirmed in Fountain City.”

They feel safe coming into town around people because nobody shoots them when they do.

KRUISER’S MORNING BRIEF: Coronapocalypse Memorial Day Edition. “This is the first Memorial Day that I’ve been in charge of the Morning Briefing and I would like to begin by honoring those American service men and women I never who have sacrificed their lives so that people like me can be free to shoot my mouth off for a living. There never really seems to be any adequate way to say or do that but I keep trying every year on Memorial Day. God bless all of them and the loved ones they left behind.”

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