PUT ME DOWN AS HOPEFUL BUT DOUBTFUL: Will Covid-19 Revive Faculty Power?

BUILD A MAN A FIRE AND HE’LL BE WARM FOR A NIGHT; SET A MAN ON FIRE AND HE’LL BE WARM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE: Portland’s Burning Man Inspires the Internet, Hilarity Ensues.

GOING AHEAD FULL STEAM: Geissele Donates 250,000 Masks for 2021 SHOT Show.

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NERFED OUT: School Suspends Boy for Obvious Toy Gun Teacher Spotted on Zoom Class.

UH, ENJOYABLY? How a 19-year-old lion fathered 35 cubs in 18 months.

POSTMODERN PROBLEMS: Pot smell is proliferating in cars. Here’s how some car dealers are working to get the weed odor out.

RICHARD FERNANDEZ: Revolutionary Martyrs.

FLASHBACK: Coronavirus lessons on density, mass transit, bureaucracy and censorship: They kill.

GOES WITH THE TERRITORY: Elon Musk Says Settlers Will Likely Die on Mars. He’s Right. But is that such a bad thing?

UNEXPECTEDLY: Kamala Harris Flip-Flops on Fracking After Polls Tighten in Pennsylvania.

EXPECT MORE SUITS LIKE THIS: Two Professors Sue Florida Coastal Law School For Breach Of Contract Over Pay Cut.

CALIFORNIA WILDFIRES: Pyrotechnic device at gender reveal party blamed for Southern California blaze. The El Dorado Fire has grown to 7,050 acres as of early Monday morning and containment is listed at 5%.

 In accordance with the prophecy: Thousands Dead As Missile Carrying Blue Confetti For Gender Reveal Party Accidentally Detonates Its Nuclear Payload.

 Found via Tablet magazine’s Noam Blum, aka Neontaster, who tweets, “(I may or may not have written that Babylon Bee story).”

Related: “Cal Fire spokesman Bennet Milloy said the group could be on the hook for millions to cover the hundreds of firefighters, helicopters and planes employed to tackle the El Dorado Fire, the Daily Mail reported. They also could face a ‘variety of charges,’ including arson, which carries a sentence of up to nine years, Milloy said.”

FAILED STATE:

SEEMS CREDIBLE: Anonymous Sources Report The Atlantic’s Sources Are Lying Pedophiles.

ICYMI: Vitamin D deficiency raises COVID-19 infection risk by 77%, study finds.

NOT THE BEE: Sure why not: Here’s a NY assistant high school principal sharing a video of himself yelling ‘F the police!’

STRIKE A POSE, THERE’S NOTHING TO IT: Biden-Harris ClusterFrack – First They Were For Fracking Ban, Then Polls Shifted, Now They Are Against Ban.

It seems very safe to assume they’ll be back to being against if they’re elected.

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ORANGE MOON BAD: The Moon Is Rusting, And We Don’t Know Why.

SATIRE… OR IS IT? Biden Campaign Horrified by Our Secret Transcript They Don’t Want You to See.

VODKAPUNDIT PRESENTS YOUR DAILY INSANITY WRAP: Did Sneaky Jake Tapper Try to Rig an Election?

Insanity Wrap needs to know: When is it OK for a journalist like Jake Tapper to interfere in an election?

Answer: It’s never OK. Unless maybe it’s an election year or they want to or something.

Before we get to the sordid details, a quick preview of today’s Wrap.

Vote-by-mail is perfectly safe, as you can see by these dicarded bags full of mail.

Has Bill Clinton been neutered?

We say goodbye to a childhood hero.

And so much more at the link, you’d have to be crazy to miss it.