FOR A PARTY THAT SUPPOSEDLY WON THE ELECTION, DEMOCRATS AREN’T THAT HAPPY: ‘A Loss Is A Loss’: Democratic Senators Frustrated After Party Falls Short: Democratic senators are pondering how to fix their party’s electoral strategies after losses in key swing seats. More riots, threats and name-calling should do the trick.

KINSLEY GAFFE:

SPACE: NASA certifies SpaceX’s Crew Dragon for astronaut flights, gives ‘go’ for Nov. 14 launch.

AMERICA’S FORMER NEWSPAPER OF RECORD NOW REDUCED TO DABBLING IN SCIENCE FICTION: Katy Perry Releases Controversial New Single ‘I Kissed A Republican And I Liked It.’

ANALYSIS: TRUE.

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

● Shot: Biden Covid advisor says U.S. lockdown of 4 to 6 weeks could control pandemic and revive economy.

—CNBC, today.

● Chaser: New York Gov. Cuomo says Trump has no authority to impose quarantine: ‘It would be illegal.’

—CNBC, March 28^th.

● Hangover: Are We in a Pandemic or Not?

—Jim Treacher, Monday, accompanied by this photo, and other like it, of hundreds, and in some cases, thousands of Biden supporters huddling together, some without masks, after his apparent victory was announced:

UPDATE: The D.T.s:

Ron Klain repeatedly got it wrong for Joe Biden.

On Biden & his handling of the 2009 H1N1 swine flu pandemic Klain:

"We did every possible thing wrong… It is purely a fortuity that this isn’t one of the great mass casualty events in American history."pic.twitter.com/01N3iS5hYw

— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) November 12, 2020

HISTORY: December 13, 2000: Al Gore concedes presidential election. “‘I promised that I wouldn’t call him back this time’ Gore said, referring to the moment on election night when he had called Bush to tell him he was going to concede, then called back a half hour later to retract that concession.”

IT’S NOT JUST YOU: YouTube appears to be down worldwide.

UPDATE: “Now, things seem to be back, but you might still hit a few quirks. Videos played on YouTube’s website seem to be working as they normally do. On the mobile app, one Verge staffer has seen a few error messages, but those would clear with a refresh. YouTube TV worked on mobile for another Verge staffer after he force closed the app.”

NICELY SUMMARIZED:

WELL, JUST PART OF THEIR GENERAL EFFORT TO KILL AMERICA: Woke women are killing marriage and dating.

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YOU CERTAINLY CAN’T TRUST THE WAPO, WHERE “DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS” IS NOT A WARNING, BUT AN AMBITION:

FOR A PARTY THAT SUPPOSEDLY WON THE ELECTION, DEMOCRATS DON’T SEEM THAT HAPPY:

NOW OUT FROM CHRISTOPHER NUTTALL: The Halls of Montezuma.

K-12 IMPLOSION UPDATE: Public School Enrollment Plummets as Private Schools See Gains: Parent demand for in-person learning during the pandemic is prompting an expansion of private education possibilities.

NOT A HAPPY ENDING: The New Yorker Fires Jeffrey Toobin After Probe Into Zoom Masturbation Scandal.

CNN apparently hasn’t made up its mind if Toobin will be allowed back to work there: “A spokesperson for CNN did not immediately respond to a request [from a CNN journalist] for comment on Toobin’s status at the network. Last month, a CNN spokesperson said that following the Zoom incident, Toobin had ‘asked for some time off’ and that the network had granted it.”

GEORGIA IS NOW ON EVERYONE’S MIND: Republicans Clinch 50 in Battle for the Senate, All Eyes Turn to Georgia.

TIME TO PAY THE DANE-GELD: Black Lives Matter: We ‘Invested Heavily In This Election’ And ‘We Want Something For Our Vote.’

During the 1994 presidential election, Bill Clinton redefined “investing” in the political lexicon to mean “spending taxpayer money like a drunken sailor.” Now BLM has redefined it yet again to mean “burning blue cities to the ground, largely in protest of Biden’s 1994 Crime Bill.”

Related: Biden communications director says AOC won’t be disappointed by ‘progressive and aggressive’ agenda.

UPDATE: Voting for Joe Biden Won’t Save You From the Mob.

DEMOCRATS ORGANIZE Mass Trolling from Facebook to Parler.

OF COURSE:

VIDEO: Biden Promised Not To Declare Victory Until Election Is Independently Certified.

OUCH:

GOOD: BREAKING: Georgia Will ‘Audit, Recount, and Recanvass’ Presidential Vote.

TO BE FAIR, SUNDOWN JOE SAYS A LOT OF THINGS. Joe Biden in September: I will Not Declare Victory Until the Election Is Independently Certified.