YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK: Guess How Much San Antonio Has Spent To Keep Chick-Fil-A Out Of The Airport? “$315K in legal fees alone and there are still several investigations ongoing with other invoices yet to be received.”

WELL, THAT’S BAD NEWS FOR THE DEMOCRATS, WHOSE ONLY REAL DISPUTE SEEMS TO BE BETWEEN THOSE WHO WANT IT TO BE OPTIONAL AND THOSE WHO WANT IT TO BE MANDATORY: Poll: Two-Thirds of Americans Want Candidate Who Supports ‘Significant Restrictions’ on Abortion. I mean, there haven’t been any even token pro-life Dems in years, and the Clinton-era “safe legal and rare” slogan would never fly with today’s “shout your abortion” party.

YEAH, WE’VE FIGURED THAT OUT: Senior Democratic Staffer: ‘We Do Not Care About Anti-Semitism.’

BACK TO THE SEVENTIES IN DEBLASIO’S NEW YORK: Video shows MTA subway train fully covered in graffiti.. “The 70s & 80s, now in living color on a subway platform near you. A true sign of decay, one that we worked so hard to eradicate decades ago. The taggers had plenty of time to cover this entire train, because they know there are no more consequences.”

UGH: China Quarantines Second City As Experts Warn It’s Already Too Late To Stop Virus.

YEP: Matt Taibbi: Media Stupidity Is Uniting Left and Right: After CNN’s debate ambush and MSNBC’s body-language analysis, loathing of media is becoming a crossover phenomenon.

It’s not just the bias. It’s not even that they’re not really very bright. It’s that they’re both of those things while being just really bad at what they do, and yet astoundingly smug.

YAWN. University Of Washington Law Students Demand Racial Justice.

HUNTER HAS THAT OTHER COURT APPEARANCE, ANYWAY: ‘I Think It’s Off the Table’: Schumer Shoots Down Possibility of Bolton-for-Biden Witness Swap.

EVEN LEFTY HISTORIAN SEAN WILENTZ says the New York Times’ 1619 Project is bunk. I disagree with his suggestion that the project was begun with good intentions, though.

WELL, THERE YOU ARE: Hillary Clinton: Democrats Don’t Have Enough Control Of Media To ‘Influence Americans’ Thinking.’ I’m sure if she were President now, she’d be working to fix that.

Related: The Mind-Numbing Grappling Hold of the MSM has been broken.

SHE’S NOT ABOUT SAVING THE PLANET. SHE’S THERE TO HELP THE WEST’S POLITICAL CLASS INCREASE ITS CONTROL OVER ITS OWN POPULATIONS. Historian Slams Greta Thunberg: “I Don’t See Her in Beijing or Delhi.”

Related: Greta Thunberg Plummets Down Garbage Chute While Demanding Willy Wonka End Harmful Carbon Emissions Now. She’s basically a less-appealing Veruca Salt.

ROCK BOTTOM: WaPo’s Rubin Completes Descent Into Self-Parody, Swooning Over Schiff’s ‘Brilliant’ Legal Skills.

GOOD. IT’S BASICALLY A SCAM. U.S. Moves to Let Airlines Ban Emotional Support Animals: Proposed rule change would allow only service dogs trained to help travelers with physical or psychiatric disorders to fly for free.

Airline passengers might soon have to leave their emotional support animals at home.

A new rule proposed by the U.S. Department of Transportation would permit airlines to stop accepting emotional support animals on planes, allowing only service dogs that are professionally trained to perform tasks or assist passengers with disabilities, including psychiatric disorders.

Airlines have argued for years that the current rules typically requiring airlines to treat support animals as service animals—both of which fly free of charge—are too loose, leading many passengers to claim ordinary pets as support animals to avoid fees of $125 or more for international flights.

Carriers say that has forced them to accommodate a surge of untrained animals that have bitten passengers, scuffled with other pets or left messes for crew members to clean up. Airlines reported receiving over 3,000 complaints about service animals in 2018, up from 719 five years earlier, according to the DOT.

The agency’s proposed rule, which would be open for public comment for 60 days, would also allow airlines to impose additional restrictions on service animals. Such limits could include requiring passengers traveling with a service animal to arrive at the airport an hour earlier than others to verify their animal’s credentials, capping the number of service animals a single passenger can travel with and requiring a service animal be leashed and harnessed.

This all sounds eminently sensible to me.

WELL, WELL, THAT’S JUST SENSE:  Brooklyn man registers beer as emotional support animal.

CHARLIE MARTIN, PAY HEED:  National Weather Service warns Floridians about falling iguanas.

YOU’VE GOT JUST ONE JOB, WATER TREATMENT PLANTS, ONE JOB!  Americans exposed to toxic chemicals in drinking water ‘dramatically underestimated’: report.

WELL, YES. THERE IS A REASON WE CALL HER OCCASIONAL CORTEX:  Ben Shapiro: AOC preaches economic nonsense leading to exploitation, tyranny and loss of our rights.

AND NO ONE CARES:  Adam Schiff Is Already Claiming The Illegitimacy Of A Trump Reelection.

I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THEY HAVE ANYTHING LEFT TO LOSE:  As The Impeachment Trial Begins, Democrats Are Losing Their Minds.

YEAH. GOOD LUCK GETTING THAT:  Barack Obama should be key witness in impeachment trial, not Joe or Hunter Biden.

NOT ONLY IS THE BABYLON BEE UNCERTAIN ON THE CONCEPT THEY’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO REPORT REAL NEWS, THEY’VE NOW GOT THEIR HANDS ON A TIME MACHINE, AND ARE REPORTING FRO THE FUTURE:  AOC Declares Stalin Was Actually Center-Right.

OH, JUST GREAT. NOW HE’LL BE NOMINATED:  Hillary Dissed Bernie and Said Nobody Likes Him.

NOPE. AND NO TAKE BACKS, EITHER:  Schiff Circus Shifts to Senate, Demands Do-Over.

AND NOW THE COMMENT:  Hillary Clinton Accidentally Posts Condolences For Tulsi Gabbard’s Suicide One Day Early.