Archive for 2020

THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS AT 100 SECONDS TO MIDNIGHT, WHATEVER THAT MEANS: “Sorry, Boomers. Just because you’ve been told your entire lives that you’re killing the planet, that doesn’t mean it’s true. If some scientists want to pretend they can’t tell time, that’s their business. The rest of us have enough problems already without making up new ones.”

DANGERS OF ELECTRIC CARS: I mowed down a lady. “Early on, Shirley told me that she hadn’t heard the car running. We may not always be conscious of it, but humans use subtle sensory clues as a sort of early-warning system. A running engine would likely have alerted Shirley that my car had the potential to move. Who knew that the old motorcycle adage ‘loud pipes save lives’ also applied to idling electric cars?”

If I get an electric car, I want it to make a Jetsons style bleebling noise.

MARK STEYN ON IMPEACHMENT: Objection: Sad!

This time I’m the one disinclined to follow along. The left, being not terribly imaginative, always accuse you of what they’re doing themselves. So, in this case, President Trump is charged with interfering with the 2020 election by men who have been interfering with the 2016 and 2020 elections for over three-and-a-half years now. Which is why we have the preposterous spectacle of four Democrat presidential candidates preparing to vote to remove from office the guy they’re running against.

This is a joke. I gave up on it when, on the eve of the trial, the laughably named “Government Accountability Office” released its supposedly entirely separate conclusion that Trump had acted “illegally”. Aside from the fact that that “finding” is flat out wrong, I wonder whether the permanent bureaucracy ever thinks, “Gee, maybe we should be a little more subtle about putting our Deep State thumbs on the scale.”

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NOT THE MAFIA KIND, THOUGH IT PROBABLY WOULDN’T HURT THAT EITHER: Want to be a wise guy in old age? Take testosterone. “Taking testosterone supplements can boost men’s brain health into old age, a new research review has found.”