PEOPLE ARE HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WITH JOE BIDEN’S NEW ‘I’M ON TEAM JOE’ AVATAR MAKER.

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RIP: Willie Davis, Green Bay Packers Hall of Famer, Is Dead at 85.

INTERESTING: Glucose metabolism may play key role in illness with flu, COVID-19.

TRUMP RELEASES EVIDENCE-BASED GUIDELINES TO REOPEN AMERICA IN THREE PHASES.

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LOCKDOWN OR NO, THE CLOCK IS TICKING ON THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION: Yes, he might get re-elected, but I would feel a lot better if someone in the Administration were trying to do something about the problem of disparate impact liability now.

KINSLEY GAFFE: NJ Governor Declares Bill of Rights ‘Above His Paygrade.’

DON’T TRUST CHINA. CHINA IS ASSHOLE: Coronavirus ends China’s honeymoon in Africa.

READ: White House Guidelines for ‘Opening Up America Again.’

21st CENTURY RELATIONSHIPS: Dr. Fauci Gives Go-Ahead To Pandemic Hookups ‘If You’re Willing To Take The Risk.’

OHIO GOVERNOR ANNOUNCES ECONOMIC REOPENING STARTING MAY 1.

LIVE: PRESIDENT TRUMP’S CHINESE CORONAVIRUS PRESS CONFERENCE, ‘OPENING UP AMERICA AGAIN!’

TRUMP IMPEACHED; PIERRE DELECTO HARDEST HIT: Trump snubs Romney by inviting every other GOP senator to council on restarting economy amid coronavirus.

S.G. CHEAH: The U.S. Just Canceled Funding For The WHO And It’s About Time.

WE HAVE BEEN POORLY SERVED: “In case you’ve been hiding under a rock recently (honestly, valid) the media not only failed to adequately warn its readers about the epidemic, but actively mocked and condescended to anyone who did sound a warning.” Tom Cotton in particular deserves an apology.

#JOURNALISM: SAD!

POLITICO: The Shutdown Backlash Is Coming Soon—With a Vengeance: It’s possible to support the stay-at-home order and still deeply resent it.

Well, especially when the politicians are hypocritical — hello, Lori Lightfoot — and the rules are nonsensical and ever-stricter — hello, Gretchen Whitmer.

WARNING: RECYCLING MAY BE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH: Stop the Virus Now, Save the Planet Later. Greens dream of a wondrous “circular economy,” but the pandemic exposes the grimmer reality. In: plastic bags. Out: recycling.

VIDEO: Unhinged Trump-Hating Doctors Steal Senior’s Trump Flag While Their Own Children Watch in Horror.

CLOSING PARKS WAS ALWAYS A STUPID IDEA: Outdoor Transmission of COVID: “We identified only a single outbreak in an outdoor environment, which involved two cases. The first salient feature of the 318 identified outbreaks that involved three or more cases is that they all occurred in indoor environments. Although this finding was expected, its significance has not been well recognised by the community and by policy makers. Indoors is where our lives and work are in modern civilisation. The transmission of respiratory infections such as SARS-CoV-2 from the infected to the susceptible is an indoor phenomenon. . . . This study, if true, could raise important questions about the wisdom of closing public parks in urban areas, particularly those urban areas in which large groups of people live in substandard buildings.”

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Suzanne Somers Shares Sex Tips for Couples in Isolation.

THIS IS CNN: CNN Flooded Zone With Kavanaugh Coverage. Hasn’t Mentioned Biden’s Accuser Once.

ISN’T SHE TOO BUSY GOVERNING GEORGIA TO TAKE THIS ADDED ROLE ON? Stacey Abrams Campaigning to be Biden’s Running Mate.

NORTH DAKOTA GOVERNOR ISSUES GUIDELINES TO REOPEN STATE MAY 1.