PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS:

 ● Shot: Biden Blasts Trump As A President Who ‘Believes He Is Above The Law.’

—NPR, September 24, 2019.

● Chaser: Biden: I won’t comply with subpoena to testify at Senate impeachment trial.

— William A. Jacobson, Legal Insurrection, yesterday.

NEWS YOU CAN USE: Unsolicited Advice: Marriage Proposals Should Not Come From Women.

I’M SURPRISED THAT DISNEY MISSED THIS OPPORTUNITY TO PRINT MONEY: Disney Not Having Baby Yoda Merchandise For Christmas Reportedly Cost The Company $2.7 Million.

However, sadly, I’m not surprised by this headline: Parents Shocked at Drag Queen ‘Pre-Show’ Ahead of Star Wars at Alamo Cinemas.

DESIGNED TO WIN A WAR THAT NEVER HAPPENED, WHICH IS THE BEST KIND: Why the F-14 Tomcat Is Such a Badass Plane.

QUESTION ASKED AND ANSWERED:

● Shot: Is technology ruining travel?

—Headline, CNN.com, yesterday.

● Chaser: Airport Revenues Soar After Allowing Travelers To Pay To Turn Off CNN.

—Headline, the Babylon Bee, November 14th.

MADDOW MELTDOWN: In Defense To OAN Lawsuit, Host Argues Her Words Are Not Facts.

THE POWER LINE WEEK IN PICTURES: Year-end Clearance Edition.

SAN FRANCISCO DOGS BEGIN BAGGING PEOPLE POOP.

From the Babylon Bee, America’s Newspaper of Record.

THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD IDEA: Report: Trump held private, enlisted-only Afghanistan war meetings – ‘No generals or officers, only enlisted guys that have been there’.

2019, MAN: VIDEO: 20 times leftists went berserk on campus in 2019.

HIGHER EDUCATION BUBBLE UPDATE: Colleges are dropping testing, curriculum standards in order to create ‘diversity.’ “These alterations typically hinge on the notion that students from underrepresented groups require extra help, or are less capable of achieving the same scores as their peers on standardized tests.”

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YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BLOG: The lies and distortions by the hatchet men at Fusion GPS.

Related: WaPo media critic: Maddow has a lot to answer for with Steele dossier obsession.

But then, so does the Washington Post.

BYRON YORK: No, the Senate is not a jury, and other misconceptions about impeachment.

AMERICAN THINKER: Murkowski Is Disturbed, All Right.

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM CONDÉ NAST: Teen Vogue Pushes Anal Sex, Again, This Time on Christmas.

LOL, LIZ WARREN. COMMANDER IN THIEF: Liz Warren Stole ‘Youngest Woman’ Debate Zinger From Hillary Clinton.

BLOOMBERG’S PROMISE OF A NEW ‘WAR ON POVERTY’ ECHOES PAST GOVERNMENT FAILURES. “There has to be a war on poverty,” says Michael Bloomberg. Does he know how the last one turned out?

“In the sixties we waged a war on poverty, and poverty won,” President Reagan liked to say, twenty years after the birth of the Great Society. The latter is topic of economic historian Amity Shlaes’ new book; perhaps Mayor Mike ought to pick up a copy.

THEY’RE SO PREDICTABLE: Of Course: As Durham Closes in on Brennan, Democrats Call on Him to Resign. What’s telling is that the Democrats chosen to float this are all unimportant people from safe seats. So it’s kind of a token effort.

DAVE RUBIN EXPLAINS HOW HE CHANGED HIS ‘FACTORY SETTINGS OF THE LEFT:’ A former progressive, Rubin calls himself a “classical liberal” these days, but there was a time when it took a frank interview with the great Larry Elder to rid himself of some lefty baggage. Now, it’s hard to find a more incisive and thoughtful critic of the woke-ness disease: “Woke-ism is whatever it wants to be on any given day,” he explains to The Epoch Times’ Jan Jekielek.

PAST PERFORMANCE IS NO GUARANTEE OF FUTURE RESULTS: Huh. Schumer’s handling of Clinton’s impeachment was very different.

I’M SURE PAUL KRUGMAN WILL EXPLAIN THAT THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS: Low-earning Americans are seeing the biggest wage gains in a decade.