HAVE WINE, WILL TRAVEL:  Red wine could be secret to keeping us fit on Mars: study.

THE MARCHING MORONS!  Now ‘Storm Bermuda Triangle’ plan goes viral as 18,000 sign up to travel to ship-swallowing region after Area 51 plot.

WHICH MEANS IT WILL BE IGNORED OR BROKEN UNTIL IT’S MORE COMFORTABLE. AS IT SHOULD BE. GOOD DESIGN DOESN’T CONSIST IN MAKING PEOPLE UNCOMFORTABLE:  ‘Manspreading’ chair wins award for forcing dudes’ legs together.

THEY WON’T LIKE US WHEN WE’RE ANGRY:  When the Saxon Began to Hate.

A WALL WOULD SAVE EVEN MORE:  Trump Saves Lives At the Border.

AND THERE IT IS, MY SHOCKED FACE:  The Washington Post keeps shilling for Antifa.

YEP, YEP, YEP. SAME AS IT EVER WAS. THEY STILL THINK THE GOOD GUYS LOST. OF COURSE THE AUTHOR OF THE NYT PIECE ALSO THINKS THE TERM CHICOM TO APPLY TO CHINESE COMMUNISTS IS RACIST. SHE MIGHT HAVE HER OWN PROBLEMS:  Apollo 11 Celebration Brings Out Inner Soviet In Media.

FINALLY. AN ADEQUATE DEFINITION OF THE JIHAD SQUAD “THE 4 SOWS OF THE DERPOCALYPSE”:  When Everything is Racist, Part Deux.

WELL, THE MAD IS HERE:   “Whom the Gods would destroy they first drive mad.”

THE TIMES WE LIVE IN:  The Howling Season.